Microsoft: Racist Basterds

Anyone who knows me knows I can’t muthafucking damn stand Microsoft. Fuck a Bing. Fuck a Windows. Fuck a Xbox360. Fuck ‘em all… I hate ‘em. But honestly, as virulently anti-Microsoft as your boy is, the last thing I was expecting was to see the picture above. Turns out someone in Skip Gates’s long-lost cousin’s [...]

iPhone Gun Music

httpv:// I’m in the market for a new phone and I was digging around looking for reviews and I came across this video. “They should have never gave y’all kniccas no iPhones.” Or at least access to the App Store. Funniest shit is that in the right car system, you might could cause some real [...]

The World’s Illest Gangsters

I miss the Capone and Noriega days. Not Capone N Noreaga, specifically. They’re cool, still around doing their thing. I’m taking about the Capone and Noriega and Escobar days, the La Cosa Nostra days… the days of rappers co-opting gangster’s names for gangster legitimacy. The days when rappers would step into a proverbial, metaphorical phone [...]

Blogs Week In Review

Amber’s Ass Swallows Up An Orange G-String – H8torade 8 Things That Will Definitely Happen During Your First Week In College – Holy Taco (via Byron Crawford) Who’s Jay-Z Jocking? – Giant (via Smoking Section) Nike P-Rods, and Falling For The Okey-Doke – Oh Word Hi-Five Singer Shot Five Times – Celebrity Gossip Kunta Kinte [...]

Curtis Wants To Go Back Home

A couple of months ago, I dropped a post here about how 50 Cent had one of the best outros on his recent mixtape “War Angel”. In it, he talks about how ill the First Annual Family Day Festival in 40 Projects in Southside Queens is going to be on August 30th. He even warns [...]

The Apple Store Studio Rat

via boingboing I know I keep talking about this recession fucking people up. But I don’t know if it’s so much the recession keeping this lil homie from getting his parents to cop him a Mac Book -or if lip synching videos and video blogging from inside the Apple Store is just his thing. Whatever [...]

Blogs Week In Review

The Decline of Hip Hop – Hip Hop Is Read De La Soul’s 1st Performance & The Birth Of  The Native Tongues – Dante Ross Live From The Berry ‘Friend Or Foe’  – Marcus Troy Fun Facts About Elliot Wilson – Byron Crawford Idiot vs. Automatic Door – H8torade Love Your Uterus – Harry Allen [...]

Rakim at the Highline Ballroom

I ain’t see the God perform live on stage since like forever. Last night I had the opportunity to peep undisputed greatness. After having to go through some guest list bullshit at the door, me and wifey caught the show. Internets like Dallas Penn, Incilin and How Fresh Eats were in the house. Kid Capri, [...]

The Case for Death Panels

Unless your internets is broken and you don’t get all the channels, you’ve probably read or heard about angry right-wing assholes making a ruckus at town hall meetings around the country. Lawmakers on their August recess are meeting with constituents to hear their thoughts and concerns on proposed health care reform and they usually descend [...]

Blitz The Ambassador Is The Future

*Late Pass* I’ve been running around a lot this week, out of town with wife and kids, recuperating from spazzing out on you know who last week and what not, so sorry I’m bringing this to ya’ll just now. Shouts to Blackneck for covering the Daily Math in my absence. The homie Dallas Peen already [...]

Nike Hyperizes

Seems everyone’s fiending for a return to the 90′s … and supergroups. Nike put Kevin Durant, Rashard Lewis, Mo Williams and Andre Iguodala in a rap crew called the Hyperizers and they dropped this throwback videomercial. They mighta coulda used some 90′s ghostwriters.

The Case for Legalized Prostitution

Last week, this dude, George Sodini, went apeshit in a Pittsburgh LA Fitness health club and shot up the joint, killing 3 women before murking himself. News of his blog rantings about his problems and planned “shoot ‘em up” spread like crazy on the internets and old media systems. The running theory is that he’s a [...]

Peter Rosenberg, Walk Me Through Them Numbers Expert

Emmis: Hebrew for “Truth” Peter Pudge Nubby: A fictional gnome-like character from children’s bedtime stories.  Famous  for making assinine assumptions, stupid comments and ill timed opinions on Urban Radio based solely on arrogance, ignorance and a false sense of entitlement. I blame Byron Crawford for not finishing this dude off when he had the chance [...]