Combat Jack On Damon Dash

Damon Dash. I repped him from 1991 – 1997. My most difficult client ever. There’s a lot of shit I can write about dude, but because of client/attorney privilege, I’m legally precluded from doing so. He started out as a manager with his cousin, Darien Dash. Another effin “winner”. Brilliant dudes though. Both in their [...]

Combat Jack Throw Back: Tragedy Khadafi likes his Cris warm

I’m still on Spring Break Bitches!!! However, and as promised, here’s a throwback of my world famous, award winning blog series recapturing my Top 5 gulliest moments I experienced first hand in the music industry, shit you won’t hear about anywhere else on the whole effin planet but here!PREVIOUSLY: #5, #4, #3 Courtesy of Byron [...]

EXCLUSIVE: Fab 5 Freddy Sets The Record Straight!

When you say pioneer with regard to this Hip Hop shit, make sure say you this man’s fucking name. And with respect. Graffiti artist who ran with the legends Jean-Michel Basquiat, Lee Quinones and Keith Haring, featured in the seminal early ’80′s New York movie “Downtown 81“, producer of the classic “Wild Style” flick, shouted [...]

Pure Hilarity!!!

Like you, I’m kinda tired of the whole 50 Cent “Pimpin’ Curly” saga, so I’ve been skipping past the most recent ones, other than the xxx-tra special NSFW piece that featured on boobootv.comlast week. However, the homie Lamonte Ball twittered me today, sending me the most recent episode “Pimpin’ Curly Gets High” featuring one of [...]

We'll Always Love Big Poppa

Felt lazy like shit today, so didn’t really feel like posting jack, even though it’s the celebrated death day of Christopher Wallace p/k/a Biggie Smalls p/k/a The Notorious B.I.G. p/k/a Frank White, the G.O.A.T. of this rap shit. Realized I had too many memories of B.I.G. to let the day pass, so I’m dropping this [...]

UPDATE: Pu~ = The New FAIL

I just had a conversation with the homie Dallas about PIYUSH being the new FAIL. Dude suggested that the reason FAIL works so well is because in reading it, it’s so short, only four letters, and because PIYUSH has six letters, it might be better if it were shorthened to PU~!. I’m still laughing at [...]

Hindudes Stay Losing

Thanks to Byron Crawford for pointing out how Chris Matthews absolutely detests Louisiana Governor Piyush “Bobby” Jindal. In reporting on Piyush’s response to President Obama’s speech this past Tuesday, Matthews lets fly out an “Oh God” in response to Piyush at the ten second mark. Hillarious shit, especially when you replay the clip and see [...]